Very facts
I got this forward from one of my friends. They are utter facts, pertinent and quite interesting as well.
- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
- All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.
- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works.
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
- 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
- As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.
- He, who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late the bus is still late.
- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
- If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper if you have both, no one calls.
- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
- You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
- All buses are crowded. Buses in opposite direction always go empty.
- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
- After a long wait for bus no. 20, two no. 20 buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
- The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.