Sunday, July 23, 2006

Very facts

I got this forward from one of my friends. They are utter facts, pertinent and quite interesting as well.

  • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  • To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
  • In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
  • All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.
  • Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
  • Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works.
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
  • You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
  • Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
  • 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
  • As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.
  • He, who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
  • If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late the bus is still late.
  • Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
  • When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
  • If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper if you have both, no one calls.
  • If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
  • You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
  • All buses are crowded. Buses in opposite direction always go empty.
  • The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
  • After a long wait for bus no. 20, two no. 20 buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
  • If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
  • The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
  • Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Smoking kills!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

I'm under pressure!

Everyone has some demands made on them in life, but sometimes this can make us feel under pressure. In fact, we all need some demands on us to get us going. If you fail to meet the demand, you will feel the pressure.

Ajit agarkar had to feel the pressure after a couple of consecutive ducks against Australia.

Rajni had to feel the pressure after the flop of Baba.

But you see the pressure always tries to get the good out of you, if you handle it well. Just chewing gum will not get you scores.

It is an opportunity, not a threat. For example, if you plan to jog everyday, it demands you to get up early in the morning which is something good, Right?

It is when the demands of everyday life seem too hard to meet, or when too many demands are made at the same time, that we feel being under pressure.

You might ask why is this post now. I’m also under pressure because Blogging demands me to post regularly which I hardly find time to do. But I know it helps me build a writing discipline and improve my overall productivity. Lets see...